I’ve locked him up in the midget shed.
I hope to prevent what happened to the last goat.
What happened, you axe?
Pax_et_him.
Malicious gossip and LIES!!
Pax couldn’t have eaten a whole goat that fast.
She probably froze most of it and made weeks worth of delicious goat dinners.
As long as she got your goat, that is. Maybe it was someone else?