“Pulling a stunt like this would have never, *ever* occurred to me.”
Oh, it might have occurred to me but immediately after that thought would be the thought of my dad going savage on my ass! So, my initial thought would have lasted about 1/100th of a second.
Yeah, and then there’s that...LOL
He actually said “If you ever get put in jail, do not call me to get you out. I will not come..and you will be in worse trouble when you finally do get home.”
I bet I was the most law abiding teenager in a hundred mile radius.
:D