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Coop (in the garage) is closed up, dunno how the chicken got out. semi-urban area with coyotes. If I open door, I figure there might be a mass break out. I have it in a box now. Seems friendly. Fed it some rice.
1 posted on 11/08/2013 6:24:05 PM PST by dynachrome
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cook it !!


2 posted on 11/08/2013 6:25:02 PM PST by Ouderkirk (To the left, everything must evidence that this or that strand of leftist theory is true)
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there might be more of ‘em out in the bushes. I will try to capture them if possible.


3 posted on 11/08/2013 6:25:13 PM PST by dynachrome (Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
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Fried chicken comes to mind.


5 posted on 11/08/2013 6:25:39 PM PST by riverrunner
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How long are the neighbors going to be gone?


6 posted on 11/08/2013 6:26:25 PM PST by doc1019
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Clean, defeather and fry.


7 posted on 11/08/2013 6:26:27 PM PST by jazusamo ([Obama] A Truly Great Phony -- Thomas Sowell http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3058949/posts)
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To: dynachrome; a fool in paradise

8 posted on 11/08/2013 6:26:33 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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Supper.


10 posted on 11/08/2013 6:26:48 PM PST by cyn (Benghazi.)
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just add dumplins...


11 posted on 11/08/2013 6:26:52 PM PST by Duke of Milan
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Winner winner chicken dinner!


12 posted on 11/08/2013 6:27:30 PM PST by GQuagmire
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Boil a hot pot of water. When boiling cut the chickens head off-a teachable moment for kids. When the chicken stops running dip it in the boiling water. L ast, pull the feathers off(pluck them). Fresh meat.


13 posted on 11/08/2013 6:27:40 PM PST by DIRTYSECRET (urope. Why do they put up with this.)
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kill it and eat it!


14 posted on 11/08/2013 6:27:56 PM PST by dalereed
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grab it by the head, swing it in a big circle until the body flies off and runs around.

pluck, gut, cut, season and fry


15 posted on 11/08/2013 6:28:00 PM PST by digger48 (/)
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Look at it as an opportunity to finally determine if it really tastes like chicken!


16 posted on 11/08/2013 6:28:19 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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Ask yourself, what would Colonel Sanders do?


18 posted on 11/08/2013 6:30:07 PM PST by Moonman62 (The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
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is this penthouse forum


19 posted on 11/08/2013 6:30:51 PM PST by bigheadfred
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21 posted on 11/08/2013 6:31:07 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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Crush up some exlax, and sprinkle it on some popcorn. Feed it to the chicken and then take it home.

For some added fun, think up some Burma Shave type jingles:

If your chicken
has been naughty,
Chickenlax
will make him potty.

Chickenlax

22 posted on 11/08/2013 6:31:19 PM PST by Slump Tester (What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
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Just wait for your neighbor I suppose. Not sure how worried I would get over others that might have escaped. I’m no expert on them, but I would guess they won’t go too far, and can survive the elements for a night.

One thing I do know though.

Using a feather is sexy.
Using the whole d&*” chicken is disgusting!


23 posted on 11/08/2013 6:31:22 PM PST by 21twelve (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts 2013 is 1933 REBORN)
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Hmmmmm Chicken ......

Feed it Alka-Selzer, post video

http://www.backyardchickens.com/t/517651/chickens-escaping


25 posted on 11/08/2013 6:31:32 PM PST by Usagi_yo
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I once had a tomcat that brought me a gift of the neighbors pet prairiechicken, and he didn’t hurt the bird at all. Amazing really. It was very docile.

I had to carry it and throw it back to the neighbors house of course.


27 posted on 11/08/2013 6:32:29 PM PST by GeronL
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