[SeaHawkFan]

My current wife never had kids, so has never to a Chucky Cheese. Told her it was ADD heaven with bad food. I would take her ro one just to look inside for a few minutes to check it out, but you’d be taking you life into your hands in the Houston area; what with two or more baby-mommas with the same baby-daddy in the same place.

[Kip Russell]

My current wife never had kids, so has never to a Chucky Cheese.

I've heard horror stories about the food there. It's one thing to razz the food at someplace like Hooter's. It is, in all fairness, mediocre...but the poor food at Chucky Cheese is legen...(wait for it...)

...dary in its awfulness.