Okay, so I guess the thread's not a total loss ...
Ancient astronaut theorists believe that aliens killed JFK with a crystal skull that they brought from Stonehenge at the time when Nostradamus was building a nuclear reactor with Leonardo da Vinci and some aliens who were whizzing past Roswell New Mexico on their way to Area 51 where that guy with the weird hair was learning for the very first time what barbers did for a living. Just sayin, cuz the New World Order uses that as a cover story for the real truth which is ...