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[ottbmare]

Oh my goodness, I had completely forgotten that I wrote that. Thanks for the reminder.

[lesliecortner]

I’d love to post my state flag on my profile but the system is not letting me for now. seems i need more approval or something but I will certainly do that. ty !

[fieldmarshaldj]

Ah, yes. You have to go through the n00b initiation spanking first.

(Is it just me, or did Niedermeyer enjoy giving the licks just a little TOO much ?)

[Daffynition]

Gad zuks, Otts, I'd bloody well let that be a lesson to me, if I had the foggiest notion what it all means.

Well, is it all right if I just *PRETEND* to be serious?

[outofsalt]

Has a moose ever bit your sister?

[real saxophonist]

LOL I was going to say, ‘Wait til you meet Laz’, and here you are.

[real saxophonist]

Well, if you grew up with a 12 gauge, get a 12 gauge. I've never had much use for a 20 gauge.

I'd love to have a Benelli, but for now I'm happy with my good ol' Mossberg 500. I have two, the 12 gauge by my front door, and a 16 gauge that I found in a pawn shop.

[real saxophonist]

Girl I dated in college had a roommate who completely covered her side of the dorm room with pictures of Johnny Depp, cut out of magazines and such. I think I counted 37.This was in the '21 Jump Street' days

He's actually a very good actor.

[null and void]

I don’t even know how to post a gif like that

and now you do...

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[null and void]

U2, your something aren’t you?

Yes ma'am.

Exactly what has yet to be determined.

[Lazamataz]

i love you too , I’m finally glad you crawled out of the woodwork to tell me. You set the date for Vegas & we’ll take from there.

11:13 AM today, Eastern Standard Time. Bring garters and heels. That is all you will be wearing during the ceremony.

As will I.

[Lazamataz]

I’d hit it.

[Lazamataz]

I’m so excited.

And I just can't hide it.

[Lazamataz]

Calm down! *swats Laz’s nose with a rolled up newspaper* ;-)

(whimper)

[Lazamataz]

for sure I’m not having his baby! lol

I want a divorce.

[Lazamataz]

pls tell me about Rage Monkey

Rage Monkey is my pet-monkey, who I occasionally let vent. It was an editorial device. I can dig up examples.

[humblegunner]

Welcome aboard.

I’m sorry you have no blog, that fact will get in the way of
our having oodles of good times together.

I’ll get over it though and always cherish those good times that might have been.

[freedumb2003]

[freedumb2003]

I’m very happy this didn’t turn out turn out to Spanish Inquisition !!!

[sarasmom]

Try it!
It changes.