You know the type: everything in their world is perfect, they just returned from Europe, won the lottery, their 3 children just got full scholarships to colleges and they lost 15 pounds on the fudge sundae diet.
That’s quite a compliment! You could tell her, “On the Internet, nobody can tell you’re a dog,” which is to say, people probably aren’t being 100% honest about themselves.
If an activity (other than your job ;-) makes you unhappy, you should find a new one. It’s the time of year to read “The Lord of the Rings”; maybe she would like that.