A friend developed a rating system for female tattoos.
1) The cutesy teen ankle tattoo. It says, “I am a bit addle brained because of hormones, and may be more prone to unplanned pregnancy by any male who pays attention to me.”
2) The “fart wings” or “tramp stamp” in the small of the back, which says “I have discovered sex and want a lot of it, but only with cute boys, that other girls want, who buy me stuff.” These girls belong to the FSGA, or “Future Slave-Girls of America”.
3) Large torso and arm tattoos. “I will be working most of my life as a retail cashier, waitress, or other drone work, and just want to get married to a guy who is employed and not a hitter.”
The person that develops semi permanent tattoo ink, that fades away after 5 years, will be a millionaire.