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To: Sub-Driver; a fool in paradise
He was a known cheapskate. This is where he took her.
31 posted on
10/05/2013 5:42:13 PM PDT by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: Sub-Driver
As a graduate of Wayne State, I did not know this and if I had, would never have told anybody that I was and will refrain from doing so in the future!
34 posted on
10/05/2013 5:46:09 PM PDT by
Nuocmam
To: Sub-Driver
He was so much more giving than we ever knew.
35 posted on
10/05/2013 5:46:55 PM PDT by
big bad easter bunny
(If it weren't for coffee I would still be living with my parents!)
To: Sub-Driver
A dead president and an ancient MSM reporter walk into a bar...
36 posted on
10/05/2013 5:47:08 PM PDT by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: Sub-Driver
39 posted on
10/05/2013 5:49:46 PM PDT by
real saxophonist
(Rock, paper, scissors, GUN. I win.)
To: Sub-Driver
“He was too fresh,” Helen reportedly replied.
Not something Helen was ever accused of by her gynecologist
40 posted on
10/05/2013 5:54:11 PM PDT by
Cyman
To: Sub-Driver
She reminds me of someone. Falstaff comes to mind.
To: Sub-Driver
History tells us most Kennedy males would copulate with a snake if someone would hold the creature’s head.
45 posted on
10/05/2013 6:00:58 PM PDT by
dainbramaged
(Joe McCarthy was right.)
To: Sub-Driver; Lazmataz
The most important question of all, and for the answer, we truly need Laz to give us his opinion.
Would he hit it?
48 posted on
10/05/2013 6:03:58 PM PDT by
jacquej
("It is the peculiar quality of a fool to perceive the faults of others and to forget his own.")
To: Sub-Driver
must..not..make..an..(off-color) comment / joke!
50 posted on
10/05/2013 6:10:54 PM PDT by
skinkinthegrass
(who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income & tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
To: Sub-Driver; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Helen was quite the beauty - In her youth, she was Miss Gondwanaland.
[Thanks to Gefn for the ping!]
51 posted on
10/05/2013 6:13:09 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Sub-Driver
Is a one night stand a date?
52 posted on
10/05/2013 6:22:33 PM PDT by
bmwcyle
(People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
To: Sub-Driver
Marilyn Monroe, she ain’t.
To: Sub-Driver
You know the old saying, “Everyone’s good looking at closing time”? Until this moment I never knew just how unbelievably, inconceivably, and more than a little creepily true that statement was...
58 posted on
10/05/2013 7:16:51 PM PDT by
Exeter
(A government that doesn't trust its people is a government that shouldn't be trusted.)
To: Sub-Driver
For sure JFK dated and bedded lots of women, but I seriously doubt he ever noticed a troll like Helen Thomas, when he was known for taking out real beauties.... The infamous “Inga Binga” suspected spy, who he dated in DC before his indiscretions got him sent off to the PT boats, was quite a beauty.
He was not elected to Congress until after the war, 1946, so beginning his term in 1947.
Only way he went near young Helen Thomas was if it was for favorable press coverage, but with his daddy’s fortune plus his own charms he had no interest in a plain nerdy Helen Thomas (not going by her aged photos but from photo of her in her 20s).
I would never believe this story without real evidence — it was probably just an ego stroking tall tale passed along by Helen Thomas....
59 posted on
10/05/2013 7:19:26 PM PDT by
Enchante
To: Sub-Driver
60 posted on
10/05/2013 7:20:46 PM PDT by
Clay Moore
("In politics, stupidity is not a handicap." Napoleon Bonaparte)
To: Sub-Driver
No surprise here. JFK like Bill Clinton would screw a snake.
67 posted on
10/05/2013 8:03:48 PM PDT by
TruthWillWin
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
To: seanmerc
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Ping!
Helen Thomas, JFK went on date
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69 posted on
10/05/2013 8:17:28 PM PDT by
LucyT
To: Sub-Driver
I always suspected she had a little Kennedy in ‘er.
70 posted on
10/05/2013 8:36:55 PM PDT by
Salamander
(Blue Oyster Cult Will Be The Soundtrack For The Revolution.....)
To: Sub-Driver
Is this someone's idea of a joke?
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