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1 posted on
10/02/2013 2:52:38 PM PDT by
edwinland
To: edwinland
I’d like to bid on the Barrycade contract.....
2 posted on
10/02/2013 2:53:33 PM PDT by
clintonh8r
(Don't twerk me, Bro!)
To: edwinland
I’ve heard they may have to close the moon tomorrow, if the Republicans keep this crap up.
3 posted on
10/02/2013 2:53:34 PM PDT by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: edwinland
As long as they have heat and food! (Or is it spring there?)
To: edwinland
Nice satire.
For those of you who didn’t get it.
5 posted on
10/02/2013 2:54:15 PM PDT by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: edwinland
Sheila Jackson Lee wants the Mars colony shut down too.
6 posted on
10/02/2013 2:54:48 PM PDT by
SpaceBar
To: edwinland
I noticed the moon is waning. Damn Republicans.
8 posted on
10/02/2013 2:55:52 PM PDT by
Fledermaus
(OMG! The Federal Government is Shut Down. World To End: Film At Eleven.)
To: edwinland
10 posted on
10/02/2013 2:57:14 PM PDT by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: edwinland
12 posted on
10/02/2013 2:58:07 PM PDT by
LyinLibs
(If victims of islam were more "islamophobic," maybe they'd still be alive.)
To: edwinland
You guys are killing me, thanks for the laugh. Now can California be shut down?
To: edwinland
16 posted on
10/02/2013 3:00:38 PM PDT by
RetSignman
(Standing my ground against group think.)
To: edwinland
Next thing you know, the US will close the Columbian brothels too!! (It seems harsh, but...)
17 posted on
10/02/2013 3:02:19 PM PDT by
SteveH
(First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.)
To: edwinland
You had me right up until the blockade :-)
20 posted on
10/02/2013 3:04:40 PM PDT by
andyk
(I have sworn...eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.)
To: edwinland
National Park Service spokesperson Carol Johnson, now free from her duties keeping vets out of the WWII memorial, was sent to Antarctica to personally insure it is indeed closed, and hopefully freeze her @ss off.
To: edwinland
Crikey! It’s getting dark! Did those dang Republicans shut down the sun too?
To: edwinland
But look on the bright side. With the US shutdown that leaves the Chileans Russians, Australians and New Zealanders with bases down there which means that the freedom index just went up.
25 posted on
10/02/2013 3:28:53 PM PDT by
grumpygresh
(Democrats delenda est. New US economy: Fascism on top, Socialism on the bottom.)
To: edwinland
Penguins are up in arms as the blockades prohibit their yearly migration. The few remaining scientists are painting “it’s the republican’s fault” on a glacier slope. Meanwhile, park service officials are trying to figure out how to mount a snow fence around an icecap. Film at 11.
26 posted on
10/02/2013 4:09:12 PM PDT by
fone
(God save us.)
To: edwinland
Why do you call it a REPUBLICAN shutdown when it is the Demorats who won't compromise ?
27 posted on
10/02/2013 4:14:14 PM PDT by
Renegade
To: edwinland
Beer and penguins hit hardest!
28 posted on
10/02/2013 4:25:43 PM PDT by
TigersEye
(Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
To: edwinland
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