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1 posted on 10/02/2013 2:52:38 PM PDT by edwinland
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To: edwinland

I’d like to bid on the Barrycade contract.....


2 posted on 10/02/2013 2:53:33 PM PDT by clintonh8r (Don't twerk me, Bro!)
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To: edwinland

I’ve heard they may have to close the moon tomorrow, if the Republicans keep this crap up.


3 posted on 10/02/2013 2:53:34 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: edwinland

As long as they have heat and food! (Or is it spring there?)


4 posted on 10/02/2013 2:54:01 PM PDT by miss marmelstein ( Richard Lives Yet!)
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To: edwinland

Nice satire.
For those of you who didn’t get it.


5 posted on 10/02/2013 2:54:15 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: edwinland

Sheila Jackson Lee wants the Mars colony shut down too.


6 posted on 10/02/2013 2:54:48 PM PDT by SpaceBar
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To: edwinland

I noticed the moon is waning. Damn Republicans.


8 posted on 10/02/2013 2:55:52 PM PDT by Fledermaus (OMG! The Federal Government is Shut Down. World To End: Film At Eleven.)
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To: edwinland

Now that’s funny!!!


10 posted on 10/02/2013 2:57:14 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: edwinland

12 posted on 10/02/2013 2:58:07 PM PDT by LyinLibs (If victims of islam were more "islamophobic," maybe they'd still be alive.)
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To: edwinland

You guys are killing me, thanks for the laugh. Now can California be shut down?


13 posted on 10/02/2013 2:59:01 PM PDT by Patriot Babe
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To: edwinland
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16 posted on 10/02/2013 3:00:38 PM PDT by RetSignman (Standing my ground against group think.)
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To: edwinland

Next thing you know, the US will close the Columbian brothels too!! (It seems harsh, but...)


17 posted on 10/02/2013 3:02:19 PM PDT by SteveH (First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.)
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To: edwinland

You had me right up until the blockade :-)


20 posted on 10/02/2013 3:04:40 PM PDT by andyk (I have sworn...eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.)
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To: edwinland

National Park Service spokesperson Carol Johnson, now free from her duties keeping vets out of the WWII memorial, was sent to Antarctica to personally insure it is indeed closed, and hopefully freeze her @ss off.


22 posted on 10/02/2013 3:17:58 PM PDT by colorado tanker
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To: edwinland

Crikey! It’s getting dark! Did those dang Republicans shut down the sun too?


24 posted on 10/02/2013 3:27:10 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: edwinland

But look on the bright side. With the US shutdown that leaves the Chileans Russians, Australians and New Zealanders with bases down there which means that the freedom index just went up.


25 posted on 10/02/2013 3:28:53 PM PDT by grumpygresh (Democrats delenda est. New US economy: Fascism on top, Socialism on the bottom.)
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To: edwinland

Penguins are up in arms as the blockades prohibit their yearly migration. The few remaining scientists are painting “it’s the republican’s fault” on a glacier slope. Meanwhile, park service officials are trying to figure out how to mount a snow fence around an icecap. Film at 11.


26 posted on 10/02/2013 4:09:12 PM PDT by fone (God save us.)
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To: edwinland
Why do you call it a REPUBLICAN shutdown when it is the Demorats who won't compromise ?
27 posted on 10/02/2013 4:14:14 PM PDT by Renegade
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To: edwinland
Beer and penguins hit hardest!


28 posted on 10/02/2013 4:25:43 PM PDT by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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To: edwinland

The best satire has it roots in reality...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3076467/posts

B^)


36 posted on 10/08/2013 3:57:41 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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