Why on earth should bisexuals be visible? Shouldn’t the government be promoting monogamy? Pick somebody, I don’t care which one. Don’t pick two or three or twenty-five.
Next: Philanderer’s Day. Special guest, former President Slick Willie.
Then: Slut Day.
Then: Bath House Day.
Bi-sexuals need to have the right to marry two spouses. Otherwise they have to deny who they are and who they love.