Are these the ones that several NFL linemen are promoting (according to Rush)? “Defunk your Drawers”, “Clean your Crack” or something like that...
If babies are the target, they are called baby wipes. If NFL linemen, then perhaps mud flaps would be a better term.
And if the sewers can’t handle them, I say make bigger sewers because the ladies in my family would never, ever give up using this essential equipment.