[ontap]

Sure....there are alien life forms out there who for 50+ years have been spending untold wealth to travel across galaxies to arrive here on earth and hover around the place, landing in the dead of night to do a crop circle or two, mutilate a cow and give free prostate exams......sounds believable to me!!!

[RoosterRedux]

there are alien life forms out there who for 50+ years have been spending untold wealth to travel across galaxies

That's all in the past. Now aliens can fold space and be here in 15 minutes...all for only $10 plus tax.

Ufo rentals: $65/hr.
Mothership rides $5 per trip.
Crop circles: $6 for simple designs, $25 and up for complex ones.

[RedMonqey]

Sure....there are alien life forms.... arrive here on earth and hover around the place, landing in the dead of night to do a crop circle or two, mutilate a cow and give free prostate exams..

Hey, it's alien teenagers that got ahold of the keys to the family UFO and took it for a beer run.

Man, the "kids" that did the Roswell wreck are in it deep with their parents and their insurance company...