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Thanks to nickcarraway for the link!
1 posted on 09/09/2013 4:12:25 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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THAT’S why I’m a crappy father!


2 posted on 09/09/2013 4:13:07 PM PDT by Doctor 2Brains
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Sure I’ll fill out a questionnaire.

What are the calipers for?


3 posted on 09/09/2013 4:14:01 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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This research was in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. That is not a joke.


4 posted on 09/09/2013 4:14:01 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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I guess it’s a darn good thing I don’t have any children!


6 posted on 09/09/2013 4:15:23 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (My sweet talk is also savory and creamy.)
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So are they saying that the sweater vest wearing, manscaped, raisinette equipped, metro sexual is a better dad. BS.


7 posted on 09/09/2013 4:16:11 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (To stay calm during these tumultuous times, I take Damitol. Ask your Doctor if it's right for you.)
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People with no testicles make good moms.


8 posted on 09/09/2013 4:16:44 PM PDT by DManA
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Based on the fact there does not seem to be any particular reason to perform this study I can only assume the researchers just like playing with balls.


10 posted on 09/09/2013 4:18:15 PM PDT by Fzob (In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. Jefferson)
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That's as close as this guy will get to being a father figure.

11 posted on 09/09/2013 4:18:34 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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My dad is a wonderful dad. Should I be talking to my mom about this?


12 posted on 09/09/2013 4:18:36 PM PDT by Gefn (More Cowbell)
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I’m a terrible dad.


14 posted on 09/09/2013 4:19:51 PM PDT by AppyPappy (Obama: What did I not know and when did I not know it?)
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One has to ask...what is the agenda...?
16 posted on 09/09/2013 4:20:23 PM PDT by Popman (Liberal wars are about killing people for humanitarian reasons...)
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Another useless, agenda-driven study. Good grief.


18 posted on 09/09/2013 4:20:27 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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I guess that would make me an outlier from the data.


22 posted on 09/09/2013 4:22:29 PM PDT by Pan_Yan (I love it when spell check highlights every single word.)
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I wonder if the relative distance of the dangle matters? I remember that Nick Nolte was alleged to have had a “testicle tuck”, because his hung down so low they were a nuisance.

N.B.: the reason for external testicles is that, for some reason, sperm do not function well at body temperature, and need to be cooler than the insides. Even overusing a hot tub is known to decrease fertility.

Last but not least, a parody of a Revolutionary War song:

Do your b**** hang low, do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie ‘em in a knot, can you tie ‘em in a bow?
Can you throw ‘em over your shoulder, like a Continental soldier?
Do your b**** hang low?


23 posted on 09/09/2013 4:22:29 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy (The best War on Terror News is at rantburg.com)
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People will study the darndest things.


24 posted on 09/09/2013 4:22:59 PM PDT by skeeter
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25 posted on 09/09/2013 4:23:18 PM PDT by Veggie Todd (Still crazy after all these beers.)
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Did they account for brass content? 😊
30 posted on 09/09/2013 4:25:14 PM PDT by John Galt's cousin (WTF? We couldn't rescue four men in Benghazi? Is our military IMPOTENT? ( /s ))
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assinine “science”.

the left is obsessed with the male sex organ. their entire existence revolves around their own crotches.


33 posted on 09/09/2013 4:25:54 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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34 posted on 09/09/2013 4:25:57 PM PDT by gaijin
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“Better” is a qualitative term not useful in science. I’m thinking the authors define “better” = a man who does all the house work, shopping and cooking. In fact everything except the breast feeding. Which is still women’s work but we’re working on that.


35 posted on 09/09/2013 4:26:32 PM PDT by DManA
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