(and it beats the alternative ... LOLOL!)
Here, use this. It’s what I plan on unless they find a way to live forever...
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid into heaven sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly shot and used up, totally worn out and defiantly shouting, WOOOOOOOO! what a ride!