107 posted on 09/09/2013 5:11:01 PM PDT by happydogx2
(How about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wonders if there really is a dog...)
108 posted on 09/09/2013 5:43:11 PM PDT by tubebender
(Evening news is where they begin with "Good Evening," and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.)