Speaking of poo, our lab used to pull the small glass ornaments off the lower part of the Christmas tree and eat them. I finally figured out what was happening when his poo started glittering in the snow. Dang, I miss that dog!
LOL I miss mine also. The sock eater was part greyhound and boy did she love to run when I took her into the pasture,(when I had the farm) until one day chasing a rabbit, she ran into the electric fence with her nose. Boy did she make it back to the barn faster then she left it...but recently had to put down my lab, last january, I sure do miss her too...the longer you live the more dogs you miss... But they all reached at least 13 years old...except my red husky, ate snow fence, dug foxholes in the back yard, would sit in the middle of the pool cover during the winter when it had snow and ice on it, and finally learned to climb the fence. Let her out the back door and ran to the front door and she was already in the front yard waiting....she went to a gal that had a husky so she knew what she was in for......2 kids had to get new shoes, she ate, and new carpeting in the family room she ripped off...but she was sweet, especially chasing the kids around and jumping over tables, and the 1/2 wall in the kitchen...but she was sweet, oh wait, I already said that....:O)