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To: barmag25
a guy walks up asking for money

A friend of mine handles situations like this by giving a rambling speech in Serbian, complete with exaggerated hand gestures.

Of course, this only works if you speak Serbian, and the panhandler does not. :)

3 posted on 08/29/2013 9:01:38 AM PDT by Leaning Right (Why am I holding this lantern? I am looking for the next Reagan.)
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To: Leaning Right
Of course, this only works if you speak Serbian, and the panhandler does not. :)

I don't speak Serbian, either, but can do a halfway credible job of faking my way through broken, heavily Russian-accented English. "Da, tovarishch? Not really money you are meaning to be giving me to? No, no! Please! Not really now I am needing money some of now today, but most deeply now thanking you I am, nyet?" Shaking hands with them is... well, "another matter," I'll just say, and let it go at that.

21 posted on 08/29/2013 9:36:57 AM PDT by Standing Wolf (No tyrant should ever be allowed to die of natural causes.)
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To: Leaning Right

Panhandlers don’t speak German, either. One equatorial type came up to me on a street corner and asked for money. I replied in German. He looked at me confused and said, “What you say?” and I repeated in German. Another confused look and he turned away and said to his fellow vultures, “I don’ think he speaks English”.

Just last night I was walking to my car in a private parking lot where I work. A big, well-fed thug materialized out of nowhere and asked for “change to pay for parking”. This parking lot requires plastic cards to raise the gates; there is no one to take money. I said I had none and briskly walked back into the building while he stood there and cursed. We are unfortunately not allowed to carry guns where I work.


24 posted on 08/29/2013 9:46:56 AM PDT by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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To: Leaning Right

I pretend to be deaf and use sign language(which I do know)


65 posted on 08/29/2013 11:40:33 AM PDT by TurboZamboni (Marx smelled bad & lived with his parents most his life.)
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