[Lazamataz]

For all the hype, so far it’s just boring crap - As The World Turns...on meth.

You are not permitted to have this opinion.

Yours,

Agent Laz A. Mataz
United States Department of Sanctioned Opinions
Atlanta Field Office
1029 Peachtree Road, Suite 100, Atlanta GA 30030

[Moltke]

You are not permitted to have this opinion.

Thanks for setting me straight on that, Agent Mataz. Your colleague has already been on my case. If I renounce here and now, will you let me just go on my way, or will I have to surrender any critical facilities I might have on my person?

(Don't forget to check for an ankle holster with possible backup criticism.)