My Sweetheart,
I have received your communiqué and read it with great trepidation. I can sympathize with your plight, as I have also been thrown into a state of hopelessness by the ascension of the ruthless dictator, Generalissimo Obama, in my own country. Several of my dear friends and family members have already been taken away to the re-education camps simply for refusing to sings the daily songs of praise to the Dictator.
While I would love to assist you in the disposition of your funds, I fear that our communications have already been compromised. You see, the National Surveillance Apparatus has been monitoring my electronic mail accounts. I know this because when I check my sent items, the address “bfife@nsa.gov” has been CC’d to all of my messages!
To be safe, I suggest that we communicate through a more secure channel in the future. Otherwise, I fear our plan may be brought to a premature conclusion with one or both of us being targeted for a remote drone strike. So, if you would like to continue our conversation, I suggest you post a classified ad to the secure communications site “craiglist.org”. Post in the “Casual Encounters” section, under the user name “LeatherDaddy”, so that I will know how to locate your messages. I will contact you under an assumed name also, so please keep an eye out for my reply. I may have to use coded language to evade the authorities, but I trust you will be able to “read between the lines” and understand my meaning.
Yours truly,
Humberto Sabado Gigante
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