What Achmed's friends see:
Achmed's head explodes.
What Achmed's friends think:
Achmed has been instantly and painlessly been transported to paradise and his 72 virgins, lucky guy! Praise be to allah!
Guys?
Aim about three feet lower.
What Achmed's friends see now:
Achmed's crotch explodes in a cloud of blood and bits of emulsified tinkle toys. Achmed grabs at what's left, screams, and thrashes, screams, falls, sreams and curses allah, and rolls around, screams, and whimpers, and calls his momma and bleeds and screams and whimpers and moans and eventually dies.
What Achmed's friends think this time:
Holy CRAP! At least he's finally in paradise with his 72 virgins.
Uh, wait... what good are 72 virgins going to be to him now??? That coulda been me!!!
Suicide bombers have been known to wrap their genitals in aluminum foil so they will be able to rape the 72 virgins for eternity...