Walking around with a pocket full of dog biscuits is a neat idea, but why not go one step further, and dress yourself completely in meat? Being completely covered in meat would definately make you popular with a loose pit bull. I guess that's why Lady Gaga wears meat dresses..
359 posted on 08/08/2013 12:58:39 PM PDT by goron
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