[I want the USA back]

What happens to someone who has a Weiner-ectomy and then decides he wants a Weiner-transplant? Can that operation be done and undone?

Is there a spare Weiner bank? Can you freeze your Weiner in case you want to go back?

Can you sell your Weiner to a woman who thinks she’s a man? What if you want it back?

[mojito]

I don’t think “Dawn” went under the knife, but was rather at the “self-identifying” stage of the process when the great reversal took place.

[GreenHornet]

Can you sell your Weiner to a woman who thinks she’s a man?

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Organ Donor."