The last time I went anywhere was May 2012 when I came here with Kathleen. Iirc, I walked in the door with the baby and went right back to work without anyone's having missed me except poor, pathetic Frank. And maybe Pat. I listen to Pat and pretend he's making sense ;-).
I hope there won't be ten loads of laundry piled up, or I'll have to go to the Friendly Christian Laundromat.
Maybe Epic Fail Lawn Service can be Epic Fail Laundry Service for a day?