“Zero’s birthday”
He told everyone that there was only one thing that would make him happy this year:
His own dinosaur.
So the Dinosaur Czar is going back in time to fetch one.
I imagine the ‘big news’ is the black hole fistula that could tear reality apart. TGIF!
Hope he ends up with his very own Velociraptor that is very hungry.
That there is rayciss. And homophobic.