SOMETHING BIG GOING DOWN TONIGHT (VANITY)

August 2, 2013 | Hostage

[ThomasThomas]

i don’t get two cakes,

i don’t get to parties,

i guess not.

[caww]

Drudge has up! HEadline..US BOMBS YEMEN

I can’t thread it so someone should get it up there in Breaking...apparently Drones have been bombing for the last three days...it would explain the funky internet tweete and fa cebook slowdown too.

[Darksheare]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=eXnJr2fn-Uw&t=401

About what I imaging a teleFRAG shot sounding like when it intereacts with shielding.

[Dead Corpse]

I guess it could have been zombies.

Or worse...

Dust bunnies.

[no-to-illegals]

Saw on television this A.M. caww, you must have back-doored to get to me regarding this matter. Everyone, please pardon the security leak. caww, I have no control here or anywhere on the board, just to be clear. Not a diss caww cause I appreciate your pings and would like to continue receiving your pings. Politics is a no-no here, on this thread, though occasional the rules are broken. Thanks for the info caww, and everyone please pardon the security leak.

[no-to-illegals]

might should add er to make leaker. I be the leaker and I have my diaper on. Shucks.

[caww]

Just looking for someone I knew who could put it up....sorry.

[no-to-illegals]

I might be at minus 2 already. Should punishment ensue, I'll understand.

[no-to-illegals]

not a problem for you ... you did not know. I take any hit for this one.

[no-to-illegals]

At least that magic number is closer.

[Dead Corpse]

[Dead Corpse]

Well... Yeah... There is that to look forward to.

I guess.

;-)

[no-to-illegals]

something else to think about ... am not a poster of threads. Have two thread beginnings to my credit (I think) during my tenure. Starting threads give me a headache and high blood pressure accompanied by low albedo. <<--- whatever that word means. I did not look it up (last word of sentence) and 99.9999999999999 percent of the time what meant to say is down. That thing below the belt.

[Dead Corpse]

Meh... That's nothin'...

[Dead Corpse]

accompanied by low albedo. <<--- whatever that word means.

It reflects dimly on the matter...

I think that may actually be a triple entendre... Neat.

[no-to-illegals]

I think this thread fall down. My apology everyone.

[Monkey Face]

HEY! WE’RE OVER HERE!!!!

Start your day with a laugh!

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. ... The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. .

The man replied, ‘Well your Honor, it was like this...when the lady got on the bus, I couldn’t help but notice her condition.

She sat down under a sign that said, ‘The Double Mint Twins are coming’ and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ‘Logan’s Liniment will reduce the swelling,’ and I had to smile.

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, ‘William’s Big Stick Did the Trick,’ and I could hardly contain myself.

But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, ‘Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!’ .... I just lost it!

[Dead Corpse]

[Monkey Face]

HAHAHAH! That’s WAY better than my post! LOL!

[TheOldLady]

ThomasThomas!!