Posted on 08/02/2013 8:30:34 PM PDT by Hostage
And it works.
Pshrinkers get really bent about that.
Yay, Bill! Yay, you!
I only pretend to be intelligent.
Probably a similar number of Czechoslovakian rugrats.
I think I'd ... I think we would like to see some of these questions.
Answering questions is fun and informative. It teaches you what you don't know, and where else can you learn that?
Don't fret yourself Moosie. There's no way anyone can know that.
And some of the answers, however unrealistic, can be quite funny!
Kinda like finding out that your life has wandered into an old Infocom text adventure.
See what I mean?
Phew...thanks for that, Bob.
For a moment there the world was in pause mode. :)
Sorry to disillusion you. We're only zeros and ones!
He’s way too modest!
Where’d you get my portrait? Alas and alack, anonymity is gone....
Oh come on now, you're just having us on here...
You are a One...Ahhhhhh!!!!
It could be true!
That may not translate to well...
I knew about the zeroes and ones but, wow! The rest of it?
“Where’d you get my portrait?”
Um...NSA.
Just call...555 3311...the have got everything you could ever need.
I excel at Modesty!
My Modest achievements have garnered Modest praise from all over the world.
Sometimes I'm overwhelmed by it, and have to retreat to my Fortress of Modesty.
Your modesty speaks for itself....
Be on the lookout for an invasion of a species thought to be extinct. It seems that the viscious 'ElloNooo is staging for a projected invasion of the civilized world.
For those of you not familiar with this life form, its physical features resemble a rectangular box. Its mouth parts resemble something almost but not quite totally unlike a sliding door. Its skin is transparent in spots to provide its prey with the apparent safety of visibility and it hunts best in urban settings.
These creatures apparently entice their prey into their oral cavity and convince them to close the mouthpart behind them due to their disguise as a type of communications portal.Their rather unusual name comes from the last vocalizations that the prey was heard to utter..
Their apparent extinction was brought about due to the mimicked communications device being replaced by a more modern type. To counteract this, our informant was able to provide us with the information that the 'ElloNooo are mutating to enable them to more exactly mimic the present form of accepted communications. We were provided with this photo of the bait that will present itself in the United states:
And this photo of the bait that apparently will be used in Europe:
Our informant was able to provide photographs of the amassing suspected invasion force from places as widely separated as New York City in the USA
and North Yorkshire, England.
Alien life form experts tentatively agree that the photo from England captured the adult form, while the photo from New Your City seems to be a larval or other immature form.
Scouring the internet for further information provided us with the only known photo of an 'ElloNooo feeding:
Unfortunately we are unable to contact our informant for further information or photos. An undisclosed government source who requests anonymity because they are not authorized to discuss either their information or its source with anyone let slip that confidential sources divulged that our informant was inadvertently consumed by one of the 'ElloNooo when walked too close to its oral orifice and a gust of wind caused the 'ElloNooo it fall over on him trapping him in its oral cavity. His cell phone, digital camera, and other indigestible artifacts were dropped under cover of darkness into the back forty behind the silo by what sounded like a black helicopter.. We were able to recover them from that location after much machete work on the local flora.
Do be careful out there..
And as usual, it’s YOUR fault..
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