[Vince Ferrer]

“My wife was afraid of the dark. Then one day she saw me naked. Now she’s afraid of the light.” -RD

[jmacusa]

“I get no respect. “My wife cut me down to sex twice a month’’. I know one guy she cut down to twice a week’’. “You think you got it rough?” “My wife can't cook. “I got the only dog in the world that begs for Alka Seltzer’’. ‘No respect I tell ya.’’ “Told my doctor I think my wife's vd. “He gave himself a shot of penicillin''.