Yup, those crafty aliens have developed space warps, interstellar travel, etc....all to facilitate them coming to earth to cut up cows.
H*ll, I’ll give ‘em cows and throw in quite a few liberal congresscritters and journalists - and even throw in a president for good measure - for them to do with as they please if only they’ll give me that technology.
my guess is satanic ritual
Yep. I never got that part about the alleged UFO mutilations. I’m guessing it’s more like a Freddie Kruger version of wheat circles, a fully human but very dark “prank,” or possibly something related to occult rituals.
But I'd fly a trillion parsecs at sub-warp speed for a Kansas cow!
Like Paul said....
Why does everyone think we are here to probe them? Are we here to harvest farts or what?