Tell him to swing by the liquor store and pick me up a fifth of skullbuster.
This is when I learned my 5 kids were about to be officially “at large”.
Slowly but surely you rarely see them except for money or to fix
The piece of crap car you bought them. The last sign is you realize you
Haven’t heard thier voice in 2 months but you have 500 texts from conversations.
The best feeling is however, when they take over the damn insurance and
Put the phone plan and car in their name. Overnight you are lighter, even optimistic.
You soon are aware you have more money than ever! Get the hell out I say!!!