How convenient, now they can show how your bath tub is a navigable waterway or declare it a wetland.
Coming soon to a tub near you: the rubber ducky & toy sailboat navigate it regularly, so...
You have to have the boat safety inspected & licensed and registered; and pay a government launching fee every time it sails, and docking & storage fees every time you park it on the edge of the tub.
EPA evironMENTAL inspectors regularly check the tub for 'pollution' and to insure it meets 16 pages of standards.
There's a remotely monitored depth gauge and Army Corps of Engineers valving system, so they can cut off inflow, or even draw it down if it gets dangerously full....
Coming soon to a tub near you: the rubber ducky & toy sailboat navigate it regularly, so...
You have to have the boat safety inspected & licensed and registered; and pay a government launching fee every time it sails, and docking & storage fees every time you park it on the edge of the tub.
EPA evironMENTAL inspectors regularly check the tub for 'pollution' and to insure it meets 16 pages of standards.
There's a remotely monitored depth gauge and Army Corps of Engineers valving system, so they can cut off inflow, or even draw it down if it gets dangerously full....