Leni
My counter-poem:
If my gun was a vagina, you would finally declare
That I have the right to keep it, and even to bear.
If my gun was a vagina, you’d lose all your zeal,
To overturn the laws that allow me to conceal.
If my gun was a vagina, you’d finally stop
Claiming that the only legit owners are cops.
But my gun is no vagina, it is only a tool
And there is no such thing as assault vag’s, fool.
If my gun was a vagina, you’d never find it wise,
To legally limit the capacity and size.
If my gun was a vagina, things would change a lot,
So leave my gun be, you dull, stupid t***.
— Copyright 2014, Laz A. Mataz