To: MNDude
When I was a teenager I gave my mom the finger.
2 posted on
07/06/2013 7:16:43 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: cripplecreek
5 posted on
07/06/2013 7:19:24 PM PDT by
GBA
(Our obamanation: Animal Farm meets 1984 in A Brave New World. Crony capitalism, chaos and control.)
To: cripplecreek
>>When I was a teenager I gave my mom the finger.
No need to read this thread further. Nobody’s going to beat that one!
6 posted on
07/06/2013 7:19:36 PM PDT by
expat1000
To: cripplecreek
“When I was a teenager I gave my mom the finger.”
I did that once, too. Not sure what happened after that.
8 posted on
07/06/2013 7:21:59 PM PDT by
CodeToad
(Liberals are bloodsucking ticks. We need to light the matchstick to burn them off. -786 +969)
To: cripplecreek
I can not stop laughing! Maybe the funniest freeper response ever, and such a serious topic.
To Mutt, thank heavens for your survival!
13 posted on
07/06/2013 7:24:57 PM PDT by
Toespi
To: cripplecreek
I dropped the f bomb on my mom when I was 15. My dad showed his version of the boot scootin boogie.
28 posted on
07/06/2013 7:32:14 PM PDT by
bigheadfred
(barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
To: cripplecreek
“When I was a teenager I gave my mom the finger.”
That would work!
Seriously, I think we should go by categories - in a car, on a plane, on a boat, on the job, wild animals, in floods, fires, and avalanches - there’s a lot of categories, and I’ve had close brushes with death in all of them.
On second thought, I’ve pretty much used up a ton of luck, and I don’t want to tempt fate by telling tales!
31 posted on
07/06/2013 7:33:25 PM PDT by
headsonpikes
(Mass murder and cannibalism are the twin sacraments of socialism - "Who-whom?"-Lenin)
To: cripplecreek
that was great - glad you made it!
44 posted on
07/06/2013 7:39:54 PM PDT by
MissH
To: cripplecreek
My mother caught me alone In the house with a Glamour magazine.
48 posted on
07/06/2013 7:41:12 PM PDT by
Old Yeller
(Goodbye America. Glad the majority of my years were spent during the good days.)
To: cripplecreek
49 posted on
07/06/2013 7:42:20 PM PDT by
HANG THE EXPENSE
(Life's tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
To: cripplecreek
HA! When I was a teenager, I call my mom a b!tch.
58 posted on
07/06/2013 7:49:27 PM PDT by
rintense
To: cripplecreek
When I was a teenager I gave my mom the finger. I got nuthin.
94 posted on
07/06/2013 8:11:53 PM PDT by
Salvavida
(The restoration of the U.S.A. starts with filling the pews at every Bible-believing church.)
To: cripplecreek
Still alive? wow. My older brother was the only son needed in the family (I was Unexpected, not wanted) and my dad saw him flip the bird in the shaving mirror). Holy crap. He got him prone on the floor and put 2 “luckily” baby teeth out a little early with his fists.
100 posted on
07/06/2013 8:15:47 PM PDT by
BerryDingle
(I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
To: cripplecreek
CC you win!1
Here are mine:
10,000 volts at 50mA.
Car crash.
Shot at to no effect.
Shot with effect(2X)
Plane crash(Cessna 150 blew a tire on landing).
7,000 pounds of stainless steel fell a foot away from me when a chain broke.
I do answer to “Lucky”.
To: cripplecreek
When I was a teenager I gave my mom the finger.
So you have been touched by a miracle in your life. Bless your little bird flippin’ heart. : )
To: cripplecreek
LOL
That would have earned me a number 10 frying pan across the head....
136 posted on
07/06/2013 8:32:23 PM PDT by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
To: cripplecreek
ROFL only the 2nd post and you win the prize
154 posted on
07/06/2013 8:47:44 PM PDT by
NonValueAdded
(Unindicted Co-conspirators: The Mainstream Media)
To: cripplecreek
To: cripplecreek
Did she fill your room with goats?
178 posted on
07/06/2013 9:17:02 PM PDT by
BBell
(The Blue Dog is Stupid)
To: cripplecreek
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
To: cripplecreek
202 posted on
07/06/2013 10:08:08 PM PDT by
jodyel
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