Posted on 06/18/2013 1:17:10 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Edited on 06/18/2013 1:18:45 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
I learned early never to urinate in public on the first date.
Still: cheaper and less painful than a divorce....
well he got screwed on a first date, he should be thankful
I’m the county to the north next to Flagler county and that county has tuned into a cess pit of yankee liberals, non speakers moving there, infact I have to go there tomorrow , a place called palm coast and hate going there .
Looks like “Tree” laid the wood to him.
I’d say he was dumber than (a) Tree.
Damn Tree hugger!
First clue was meeting at a convenience store.
I mean the high class online dates go for wendys or something classy.
He went out on a limb to date her.
“Williams told deputies he stepped out of the car to urinate, and then was hit in the face twice, with a metal object.”
Well, if it had been my sister, I would have perhaps done a similar thing to the jerk. (Punched him anyways). Take his wallet and clothes too - but then look at his DL and leave the stuff at his front door.
Probably wouldn’t need to leave a note saying “Don’t try to date my sister again.”
“Officer, a Tree fell on me!”
She wouldn't leave him alone.
Moral of this story:
Never look for love in a 7-11.
Judging from the various mugshots of Mr. Shaun Paul Williams, he is a frequent flyer with the police. Now we learn he is also unlucky in love.
http://i.imgur.com/hEPeWe3.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/21wglo4.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ZUIDEHH.jpg
So he’s got her phone number and unless they met at the only convenience store in North America without cameras we’ll soon get to see the mug shots of “Tree,” “Shrub” and “Hedge.”
“Left Beaten, Robbed and Nude During First Date”
Hate when that happens.
In Vegas you gotta pay extra for the kinky stuff.
Well that’s what I heard...
And why was he dating a woman named “Tree” in the first place?
What kind of tree is she? Probably like a Cedar-—that is ‘see da’ man and rob him and ‘leave’ him bare like the branches in January.
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