[Vinnie]

My sister and I invented an email wangwaj tha oooked wike Enwish buh was nah.....pwus, an this sewiouws.....

I tried pronouncing that out loud,
I sounded like Bawney Fwank!!

Tried smoke signals once when I was a kid. Set the vacant lot next door on fire.

[Veto!]

Weww, Hawumff! I nah Bawney. Buh you gahs a good eaw fow wangwij, Vinnie.