Sorry, it’s on my hard drive. Right now, it only has about 450 KB, because I haven’t been as diligent on keeping the Keepers as I was several years ago. Mostly, it’s just one joke at a time...
However, if you can find a way that won’t kill my slave, I can give it to you. There is not necessarily any distinction between the two threads (OFS and UT) but I believe I’ve been keeping the Best since 2003 or so.
You can FReepmail me if you wish. It may be a day or two before I get back to you on it, as I’m suffering with bleeding ulcers right now, and need to get them under control.
Yeah, watching the news gives me ulcers these days as well.
We are all suffering the bloody government. Might be the cause of your ulcers.
Seriously, get well soon. Many are viral and "easily" cured.