All I could think of while reading this is: "it's a boy. And somebody said, 'But it hasn't got a winkle!' And then I said, 'A boy without a winkle? God be praised, it's a miracle. A boy without a winkle!' And then Sir Thomas Moore pointed out that a boy without a winkle is a girl."
if this is true, then Nursie was wrong, and Elizabeth did, in fact, have a winkle.
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