[Daffynition]

Choot 'em Elizabeth.

[One Name]

Who’s eating it? A large alligator is a lot of groceries.

[oblomov]

Seems like the “children” were threatening the gator first.

[Vendome]

Boots!

Wallet!

Belt!

[OldNavyVet]

Dumb kids ... Should be advised that alligators feed on small animals near shorelines.

[Nachoman]

As Darwin would have said, those kids came close to being selected against.

[Berlin_Freeper]

I have a biker cousin who had a pet alligator in his basement. Shortly after his long time girlfriend left him his alligator died so he buried it at night in his backyard. His neighbor saw him burying something big at night and didn’t see the girlfriend so he called the police. The police made my cousin dig-up the alligator to show them what he had buried.

[Kickass Conservative]

Was the Gator an IRS employee?

[RedHeeler]

First off, a Daytona Beach Sergeant- is a funny bunch of stuff, at the least. I can’t quit laughin’. Anyhow, good to see ya, Daffynition.

[donmeaker]

Gay ‘goters!~

[Oztrich Boy]

If the people are already shot and killed, how much extra threat could the alligator be?

[Does so]

It's Florida, so just assume that every freshwater locale (and a few saltwater locales) will have at least one large alligator, and maybe a few small ones you don't see. They tend towards shyness, but like bears, you can draw them out.

Oddly, though, when I was growing up, they were nearly exterminated from Florida!

[Larry Lucido]

Ambiguous headline alert.

[chemicalman]