#NSACalledToTellMe Al Qaeda is on the run, ‘ terrorists’ don’t exist, the IRS is my ‘friend’ , Fox is evil and George Orwell was an idiot
#NSACalledToTellMe you wanted a border fence, so we’re giving you an iron curtain instead.
#NSACalledToTellMe my phone bill is due: I told them: you pay it....your on it more than I am....
#NSACalledToTellMe they’re monitoring all 57 states” #fb
#NSACalledToTellMe They were wearing nothing but jack-boots...and a smile.
...to charge my cell phone...
...that GPS thingie they keep turning on really drains the battery...