#NSACalledToTellMe what I’m having for lunch tomorrow
PRICELESS!
#NSACalledToTellMe to say that there is No Such Agency
#NSACalledToTellMe that "between you and me.."
#NSACalledToTellMe that someone's about to knock on my door.
Ridicule,,, they HATE it because it really truly damages them.
These comments are all over the Web and are certainly hilarious ... but the best thing about them is they display the ACTUAL American spirit which has been dormant since Obama took office. The race card is maxed out and people are seeing Obama for what he is ... just another Chicago pol with dreams of tyrannical grandeur. He has completely overreached in his incredible paranoia. More and more, I believe this isn’t going to end well for him.
#NSACalledToTellMe they’re not falling for the broken coffee maker torn apart into pieces, mixed in a bag of dog poo to reconstruct, again.
(My husband and I actually did this once when we really were being spied on while overseas.)
... please stop chanting “Carl sucks” under your breath. We know he is your boss, we know he’s a dick. Our boss is named Carl too, and when this shows up in the transcripts he thinks it is just us and gives us holy hell. Come to think of it, our Carl is a dick too...
#NSACalledToTellMe - please stop saying random things like "gays suck"... Every time we write that up in a transcript we get sent to diversity/sensitivity training.
#NSACalledToTellMe - please stop leaving your computer looping a Barney's song mp3. It keeps activating the voice-activated mikes. If you don't, we'll destroy the recordings, falsify the transcripts to make you sound like a terrorist, and call in a drone strike on you. We're serious, Dave is typing up the transcripts now...
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#NSACalledToTellMe - you don't call your Mom often enough. She's worried about you, you should hear the things she says to Aunt Lori about you. You are worrying that poor woman to death. Do it, do it now! Here, we've got her number too it's 555... We're sending her flowers and putting them on your AmEx...
#NSACalledToTellMe do you really need that many guns?
Oh wait... cr@p. That isn’t funny. Sorry.
#NSACalledToTellMe - your life is boring, we’re going to help. Dianne, the blond in 4A is lonely too. She likes Thai food, Game of Thrones, and hates players. So, tomorrow be ready to leave your apartment by 07:32. When we ring your phone exactly once, walk out the door... You’ll “just happen to” run into her in the elevator. Mention how the flowers blooming in spring is nice, she likes pink not red roses...
The thread is pretty funny. And given their data mining tools, a lot of the monitors will be reading these posts.
...that using the password on my Wi-Fi "Obama Sucks" isn't very secure, it's actually the most common one...
People are forgetting that this government has identified Tea Partiers, gun control advocates and other conservatives as “terrorists”. When we read that the phone spying efforts were aimed at rooting out terrorists and their networks, I do not think that the government thinks that “terrorist” means what we think it means. I think that they wanted to monitor US calling patterns to identify conservatives and their allies.
This thread is great. Thanx for linking it to OFST...
#NSACalledToTellMe Google Earth reported that my roof could use a power washing
#NSACalledToTellMe To pour the gallon of milk in my fridge down the drain, it’s expired
#NSACalledToTellMe the pressure cooker I ordered online for canning this years veggie crop is grounds for police search of my house!
#NSACalledToTellMe that’s not Susan Rice in my rear-view mirror
#NSACalledToTellMe I really need to wear more clothes around my apartment.
#nsacalledtotellme Intelligence Chief Says Massive Data Collection Is No Big Deal, BUT REPORTING It Is - Forbes http://t.…;
#NSACalledToTellMe “Don’t worry about Left or Right - we cover everyone indiscriminately.
#NSACalledToTellMe That the dog is ready at the groomer
#NSACalledToTellMe they may start charging for all the free porn I watch! #Dafuq?!?
#NSACalledToTellMe that credit card records indicate I once purchased reg unleaded although premium is recommended for my car..Final Warning
#NSACalledToTellMe my husband put the toilet paper roll on upside down.
#NSACalledToTellMe That I need to quit watching them watch me.
#NSACalledToTellMe To quit putting my phone in my back pocket because my farts were distorting the microphone.
#NSACalledToTellMe You sure you want to keep using that #TCOT hashtag on Twitter? We might need to notify the IRS.
#NSACalledToTellMe that Santa Claus is not real and they have proof
A new UT?
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Green party politician Malte Spitz sued to have German telecoms giant Deutsche Telekom hand over six months of his phone data that he then made available to ZEIT ONLINE. We combined this geolocation data with information relating to his life as a politician, such as Twitter feeds, blog entries and websites, all of which is all freely available on the internet.
NSACalledToTellMe that they have the blue screen of death on the computer in Utah. They asked me also where the “any” key is.
#nsacalledtotellme What happens in Vegas, Stays In Our Utah Data Center.