Frog Long Thought Extinct Is Rediscovered in Israel

NatGeo ^ | June 6, 2013 | Ker Than

[Daffynition]

[MeganC]

Now watch some idiot build apartments on it’s last habitat.

[vladimir998]

Not if Israel has an EPA!

[BwanaNdege]

“Now watch some idiot build apartments on it’s last habitat.”

Now watch the EPA, the UN and Obama declare all of Israel habitat for this formerly extinct frog.

A Jews must be removed immediately?

/s (maybe)

[Daffynition]

Another myth of the greenies.

[Hardraade]

In fact, HAMAS must take over the habitat of this evil zionist frog.

[DakotaGator]

"We know nothing about its life history," he said. "We don't know if it's active at night. We don't know when it breeds, or how it breeds, or what its tadpoles look like."

In short, they need money to study Hula sex.

Heck! I did that during my Navy days ;-)

[Autonomous User]

So, was it Bud, Weis, or Er?

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

The Hula Painted Frog, found in Israel as a refugee from Obama’s marxist-led Hawaiian paradise.

Makes sense.

Perhaps he feared being eaten by Obie during one of his vacations. After all, he did hear about that Indonesian dog....

[fieldmarshaldj]

Is it kosher ?

[GladesGuru]

“Is it kosher ?”

Gotta be killed by a shocket, and then fried by blond virgin cooks, with the added proviso that said cooks be delivered to work by a flaming pink, transgendered unicorn.

Now you know why kosher frog is so rare and expensive.

PS Food Stamps are not accepted at Kosher Frog Restaurants.

[Dartman]

I was just about to do the “Canada ping” and then I saw the photo. I thought the article was going to be something about Quebec. Nothing to see here, pardon me, carry on.

[Daffynition]

Your salad days?

[Daffynition]

[fieldmarshaldj]

Can I have mine fried up and served by Taylor Swift ?

[TBP]

I wonder what other species are lurking out there.

[NonValueAdded]

Inspector: Then we have number four. Number four: Crunchy Frog.

Mr. Hilton: Yes.

Inspector: Am I right in thinking there’s a real frog in ‘ere?

Mr. Hilton: Yes, a little one.

Inspector: What sort of frog?

Mr. Hilton: A...a *dead* frog.

Inspector: Is it cooked?

Mr. Hilton: No.

Inspector: What, a RAW frog?!?

Mr. Hilton: Oh, we use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.

Inspector: That’s as may be, but it’s still a frog!

Mr. Hilton: What else?

Inspector: Well, don’t you even take the bones out?

Mr. Hilton: If we took the bones out, it wouldn’t be crunchy, would it?

[DakotaGator]

ROFLMAO!

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

That’s what happens when you forget to tell the frog that he’s extinct.

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

Ah yes, the crunchy frog. It's best served with the “spring surprise!”