[a fool in paradise]

After receiving a 911 call that a (naked, 21 year old) female hiker was “high on mushrooms and in distress,” Boulder County Sheriff’s Office deputies and other assorted rescue personnel (35 in total) responded to Chautauqua Park.

Young, naked, female, groovin', and apparently "in distress". "Here to help, ma'am!"

[battousai]

Boulder County Sheriff’s Office deputies and other assorted rescue personnel (35 in total) responded

Young, naked, female, groovin', and apparently "in distress". "Here to help, ma'am!"

Bet all the dogs in the area let out a big sigh of relief ;)