I made my most recent grand-daughter cry until this last month, every time she saw me. That's when she turned 2, and figured out I wasn't going to get any nicer looking.
I once cut a handsome figure of a young man, and then they made me an NCO.
At least they didn't make me an officer and I got to keep my pre-frontal lobes.
/johnny
50 posted on 05/14/2013 8:06:39 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper
(Gone Galt)