“The Muon g-2 team has devised a plan to make the 3,200-mile journey that involves loading the ring onto a specially prepared truck that will transport it to a barge that will bring it down the East Coast, around the tip of Florida and up the Mississippi River to Illinois.”
Gotta read that whole darn thing.
Good thing for the St Louis mafia that it won't be powered up or all the submerged cars will stick to the bottom of the barge like so many giant barnacles with bodies inside.