[1rudeboy]

Chicago cop: Do you know what the speed limit is here, son?
1rudeboy: This morning?

He just laughed and went to write me up.

[bd476]

ROFLOL! Very funny, but yeah, a ticket and wait a second...
wow, can’t believe you or anyone else could say something
like that at a time like that. OTOH they can only ticket
you once for speeding. Again, very funny.

[pleasedontzotme]

Police officer: Do you know what the speed limit is here?

PDZM: 65.

Police officer: Do you know how fast you were going?

PDZM: Faster than 65.