It's Official: Men Can't Read Women's Emotions

LiveScience ^ | 4-11-2013 | Tia Ghose

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

Good Lord....how much did we pay for a visit from Captain Obvious?

[Bob]

That’s true, but they’re not even consistent enough to stay emotionally inconsistent. Particular feelings they’ll hold onto forever, never forgive you for causing, and throw them in your face whenever the opportunity presents itself. They’re terrorists, is what I’m saying.

Something good, that you've done repeatedly and consistently for years, that you forget to do once, turns into something that you never do.

Conversely, something bad, that you've never done before, that you do once, turns into something that you always do.

[Delta Dawn]

‘What are these things called emotions?’

I think that they are an event that happens between dinner and bed time every night.

[skr]

Is it really so difficult to refrain from vulgar depictions of women being treated sadistically when commenting on a conservative family forum?

[Delta Dawn]

‘men (and women) can read dogs’ emotions much more accurately. ‘

On the TV show ‘Whose Line Is It Anyway, they had a game where the topic was: Things you can say to your dog, but not your wife.

Colin Mochries one word reply was, ‘Come’

[willyd]

It looks like the first two on the second row are out of order.

[Migraine]

If you don’t understand women’s emotions, just keep listening. They always get around to it. But whatever you do, don’t talk.

[JoeProBono]

[Billthedrill]

You don’t look at her eyes. You look at her hands. If there’s a bloodstained hatchet in one of them, it could be bad. If it’s about to be bloodstained, real bad.

[Trod Upon]

It might just be further evidence that many women are lousy communicators outside of their own sex.

[martin_fierro]

It's Official: Men Can't Read Women's Emotions

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Silly study. How could any man read a weather vane in a tornado?

[tomkat]

Apparently not .. the perpetually offended have struck again.

Not even worth pursuing it . . . cheers

[Celtic Conservative]

You and me both brother!

CC

[octex]

That is great!

BFL

[TChad]

It might just be further evidence that many women are lousy communicators outside of their own sex.

Perhaps, but that result would not fit the PC feminist template.

[hinckley buzzard]

Just remember, there are two times in a man's life when he doesn't understand women: before he marries one, and after he marries one

You are old enough to know the truth of the old Italian proverb: Women are meant to be loved, not understood.

[Grams A]

I loved your list - except for the one about the oil. That and the dealing with the trash are guy things - and am sending it to my guy friends so they can show it to their wives. Oh, and it would be nice to have a guy who would clean my gun for me while he was cleaning his.

Gave up trying to understand guys a long time ago and since I don’t understand myself I’m not sure how I could expect someone else to. Another one of those it is what it is things.

[Revolting cat!]

[Revolting cat!]