I lived in da Bronx as a kid. Been here on Lawn-guy-land since I was 15. I left in 1964 when John VN Lindsey was screwing up the city.
Still have family I visit. But glad to make trips in rather than live there.
Where I got the idea that you lived upstate, I’ll never know. But even if you live on Long Island, you still have to watch local news - and Weiner’s...er...face. Unless you are waaaaaay out there, I guess.