What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?

About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

[ArGee]

I AM at work. Why do you think I’m not posting?

Actually, it’s a slow day. But I promised the Church drama team I’d find a steamer for their costumes and I just realized we have a rehearsal today, so I’ve been hunting them down. Found a decent one at Best Buy. You wouldn’t think, with the Fashion District just a half mile away, it would be so hard to find a steamer.

[Darksheare]

“and now I have to restore order at home”

A few half shouted incantations sumoning fireballs and lightning blastings will fix that right quick.
Or, alternately, opening the closet door to that weirdo dimension and unleashing the horrible killbot Roomba vacuums may do the trick.

[ArGee]

Those of us you are missing appreciate your lack of aim.







Seriously!!!

[Silentgypsy]

Sorry, Sweetie—I don’t play golf. We figured that the logistics antinotyetpreclude touching base in Memphis. Hope to rectarificate on subsequent trips.

[ArGee]

Last time I had to restore order at home I just moved and didn’t tell anybody.

I had peace for almost the entire afternoon before they figured out what I’d done.

[Silentgypsy]

Glad you got to prayer group before Tom Driving Event.

[Darksheare]

Then they laid siege to the place like my family would do.

[Tax-chick]

Last time I had to restore order at home I just moved and didn’t tell anybody.

Oh, I like that plan!

I put Kathleen to bed and unlocked the television cabinet. Now they will all watch "Phineas and Furb" like zombies during the Tom Driving Event. Must hurry, because Bill will need the car to get to his hair appointment.

82, sunny, and snowing pollen here.

[Darksheare]

"Now they will all watch "Phineas and Furb" like zombies during the Tom Driving Event. "

We are T-minus 10 to TDE, make sure items are stowed away and all equipment is operational.
Goodluck, and Godspeed.

The shuttle sat in the driveway, sleek, powerful, and ready.
The engines hummed, a powerful thrumming noise from somewhere in there.
"Are you ready for this?" the remote video link snapped on, a familiar face reassuringly on the screen.
"I sure hope so."

[no-to-illegals]

Aim has been to have no aim. Did I fail again?

[no-to-illegals]

Sorry, Sweetie—I don’t play golf.

Good. I would put up the golf game but it is not family friendly.

[ArGee]

Yeah. My brother’s still a little annoyed at me.

But he knows he can count on me when he needs the favor returned.

Once I let him know where I live. :{)

[ArGee]

Aim has been to have no aim. Did I fail again?

Not sure as I have no intention of going into your bathroom while that is your policy.

[no-to-illegals]

I’ll let you in the bathroom window.

[ArGee]

No ‘splish splash’ for me, thanks.

[don-o]

Looking for a thread about the naughty vice mayor. It seems to have got gone while I was doing some requested research. Anybody seen it?

[no-to-illegals]

oops ... no doubt here. LOL ... it came in through the bathroom window on the vanity thread. Poster never_easii is back.

[no-to-illegals]

do you remember which naughty mayor or the city or town?

[no-to-illegals]

oops see that vice mayor

[Darksheare]

Wait, he’s out of the footlocker he was locked in?
Who let him out?
I thought you said he wasn’t getting out!