What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?

About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

[Darksheare]

Don’t the east and west ends of it both head east to long island anyway, just on differing polar directions from each other?

[no-to-illegals]

Afternoon T-c and everyone. Someone has time to sleep ... Gosh, I'm jealous!

[no-to-illegals]

Boring here, also.

Boring is Great! LOL are Great too!

[ArGee]

TELL me about it.

I used to commute from NYC to Westport, CT and back every day. Fortunately, my company ran a shuttle bus. Unfortunately, the toilets were often out of service.

Coming back we’d hit the mess where all the roads come together to try to help people across the GW Bridge.

On Fridays we watched a LOT of movies without worrying about anything as trivial as vehicle motion ruining the experience.

[no-to-illegals]

fire ants

Stand by ... I'll call Smokey to put them critters out.

[ArGee]

While we are talking about Gotham, “The Cross and The Switchblade” will be performed next Friday at 7:00 p.m. at Times Square Church (51st and Broadway in Manhattan).

For those who live in the neighborhood it’s worth a visit. The price is a whopping $0 so you can afford to go to the McDonald’s on the corner beforehand.

[no-to-illegals]

oops ... should have read the entire post ... carry on!

[no-to-illegals]

We’ve been like two ships in the night...

Hey ... watch out for those icebergs.

[Darksheare]

“Iceberg, dead ahead!” the ships computer shouted.
“Braddy, we’re in space. there aren’t any icebergs.” Delta Sigma said over his glasses.
The holographic avatar pursed its hands and whimpered.
“But, I always wanted to say that.”
“Fine, we’ll head back to Earth, land in the Atlantic Ocean in winter, and we’ll play Titanic.” at that announcement, Bradamante perked up.
One almost could swear that the lighting got brighter as well.

[ArGee]

Roger, wilco!

[no-to-illegals]

Bradamante perked up.

I suggest Bradamante be reprogrammed.

[moose07]

two thoughts passing in a liberal’s head

That is now a phrase under the catagory of: 'borrowed merchandise'.
I've put a white 'Anchor light' on the masthead...

[ArGee]

A gentlemen on a crowded airplane got up from his seat, walked a few rows forward, and smacked an Asian passenger on the top of the head.

"What was that for?" The passenger demanded.

"That was for Pearl Harbor. Many people don't know this, but a lot of Jews died at Pearl Harbor and we don't forget easily."

"But," the victim protested, "I'm Korean. Pearl harbor was attacked by the Japanese."

"Japanese, Korean, Chinese, what's the difference???!!!" the man demanded before returning to his seat.

A few moments later the Jewish passenger felt a thump on his own noggin. He looked up to see his earlier victim standing over him. "What was that for?" he demanded.

"That was for sinking the Titanic," came the reply. "But the Titanic was sunk by an iceberg," the Jewish passenger protested.

With a triumphant grin the Asian returned to his seat shouting, "Iceberg, Greenberg, what's the difference???!!!"

[Darksheare]

Well, she IS a slightly deranged AI.

[no-to-illegals]

Now Darks, everyone here knows me resembles that remark.

[no-to-illegals]

Hi moose ... prayers for an all quiet week.

[ArGee]

So, what's the verdict. Is artificial intelligence as good as natural intelligence at completely gumming up everything it comes into contact with?

(FWIW: My favorite avatar.)

[Darksheare]

*snicker*

Bradamante is a slightly deranged AI, and she inhabits a three mile long or so armored hull.
I’m sure, were she real, she’d love this.

[Darksheare]

Well, after a fashon so do I..
*cougH*

[Monkey Face]

As well you should!! LOL!

Hiya, Moosie! How are you today? Any results from the tests? (You can always FReepmail me if you’re sensitive!)

I’d like to have one of those lamps. It would go well with all the copper stuff I have, including a bedwarmer made in England (antique?) and a parmesan shaker. Not to mention a replica fan. I love copper! (The metal, not the policeman.) ;o]