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What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?
About a quart of Gin ^
| April 9 2013
| A Demented Mind
Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
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To: JoeProBono
Joe ... Could ya move that grill a little closer to the mop? When the mop catches fire, I’ll give the mop a tossy. Then will have a flaming mop. It will match the flaming beard seen yesterday. Someone will then yell Fire! I think that is the best plan. I didn’t have another one. Cleaning with fire is not a plan though. That snake outside may catch fire and burn down the house.
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posted on
04/10/2013 6:35:14 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: Tax-chick
You think you are.
Now I’m not sure where *I* am in the continuum...:-\
Real life beckons me as well.
[friggin’ persistent little pest]
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posted on
04/10/2013 6:38:46 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(Like acid and oil on a madman's face, reason tends to fly away.....)
To: Darksheare
No, no, you got it wrong!
It's the Vast COW Conspiracy!
They're everywhere, infiltrating our society in nefarious ways, like the computers we use:

The food we eat:

And it's all planned and controlled behind the scenes by that shadowy group known only as...
THE OVERHERD!
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posted on
04/10/2013 6:39:19 AM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
To: Tax-chick
Now Im confused. Its probably a sign that I should go do some Real Life. Seeya! When I get confused it's a sign I need to spend time on the Internet.
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posted on
04/10/2013 6:40:51 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
To: Old Sarge
The Laughing Cow demands worship!
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posted on
04/10/2013 6:42:28 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob
Thanks T-c. If she goes into the future, we’ll have to implement the correct setting on the time machine. I hate running those calculations. I’ll page Bob. He is good at calculations. Mathematics scare me. Clown hand out ice cream sometimes. I love ice cream.
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posted on
04/10/2013 6:47:05 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: no-to-illegals
I know I shouldn't run the calculations. The last time I ran the calculations on the historical flow meter and tweaked the dial to reset things into proper order we got Obama re-elected. They made me promise to stick to fixing the wiring and mopping the floor going forward.
What happened when I tried to mop the floor and why I'm not allowed to do that again is another story for another time.
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posted on
04/10/2013 7:01:39 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
To: ArGee; don-o
I know the worry I had with that mop a little while back. I want to set the mop on fire. Everyone here is smarter than me and meself and the other three as well. The total of all is a 40/60 ratio for my being. Don-o threw an equation at me last night. Am is still over in the corner using all sorts of software to figure that equation out. I gave up and waved a white flag. Though packed bag again and headed off for Poland ... hey maybe it’s 50/50.
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posted on
04/10/2013 7:06:44 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
poor thought ... am is so upset can’t even spell propperllsy.
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posted on
04/10/2013 7:08:28 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: no-to-illegals
This is the Undead Thread.
Proper spelling comes and goes.
It even has its own secret door to enter and exit through.
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posted on
04/10/2013 7:35:18 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: Darksheare
May I put down the mopy?
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posted on
04/10/2013 7:38:27 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: no-to-illegals
Sure, supply closet is over that way.
I think.
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posted on
04/10/2013 7:38:56 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: no-to-illegals
Mine didn’t have anything to do with setting the mop on fire. It had to do with trying to remove the spiders from the circuit box using a mop.
I still think it was more the spiders’ fault than the mop’s, but I’m still not allowed to touch the mop.
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posted on
04/10/2013 7:40:17 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
To: Darksheare
Appreciate that. I going outside of the Castle for a while and play .. if do not make it back ... the grungle got me.
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posted on
04/10/2013 7:40:40 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: ArGee
Please talk to someone in charge. I cannot help unless you wanna a drink? Yayanto?
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posted on
04/10/2013 7:44:13 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: Darksheare; Monkey Face
And many odd things will happen now. Yes, many odd things. My beloved Face will start posting in Eastern Time, and that is bound to lead to strange goings-on.
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posted on
04/10/2013 8:15:40 AM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
To: JoeProBono
There are times I am compelled to ask this question: Did you drop a lot of acid when you were younger? And...is there anything to that stuff they used to tell us about “flashbacks?”
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posted on
04/10/2013 8:17:22 AM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
To: Cyber Liberty; Monkey Face
Typos, and coffee spying on us.
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posted on
04/10/2013 8:21:21 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: Cyber Liberty
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posted on
04/10/2013 8:26:08 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: no-to-illegals
Start with 100 of anything - apples, M & M’s, bottles of beer and go from there
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posted on
04/10/2013 8:40:50 AM PDT
by
don-o
(He will not share His glory, and He will not be mocked! Blessed be the Name of the Lord forever!)
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